Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Send help, water and tortillas.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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