he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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