Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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