I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will pee on everything he values.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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