fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Randomize
