you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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