Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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