youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
