Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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