Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
