The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The convent might be a nice break from real life
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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