Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
