Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
