We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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