I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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