Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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