My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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