I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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