i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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