How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
