I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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