i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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