Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Randomize
