Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't deserve a penis
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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