Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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