ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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