The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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