Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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