So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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