I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wish I could teleport
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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