"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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