is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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