Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's shark week go big or go home
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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