I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I enjoy the company of your penis
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