I hope mine doesn't look like that
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I could fuck to npr.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
