She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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