Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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