I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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