Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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