just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
