At least make sure they are 18
Why
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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