what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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