i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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