he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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