i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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