I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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