she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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