his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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