Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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