it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize