i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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