I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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