Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
