You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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