So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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