Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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