that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
