How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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